The Pleasures of Sleep Deprivation..
June 2013
Sometimes, I’m pretty convinced I annoy people when I talk to them.
i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over a lot and stuff
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
please dont ever get me going about video games i really like because i will never shut the fuck up
